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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"
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"Vegetarian Club I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."
"Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*"
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"Will the new Apple car have windows? No. And it won't have a jack either."
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
"I saw this really good movie in a hotel.. There were a lot of gunfights, cowboys, saloons and drinking. It was the Best Western I've ever seen."