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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."

"I honestly didn't think it would be this difficult to resist sexting Oprah during my morning commute."

"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."

"I saw a boat with a sign that said ""For Sale"" so I added an ""ing"" to the end. Fucking idiots are lucky I came along."

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid."

"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."

"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"