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Joke of the Day
"I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell."
Next Joke
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."
"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"
"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"
"What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe."
"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."
"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race."
"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."