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"A girl's best asset is her lie' ability"
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"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."
"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend's in the future."
"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "
"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"
"[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"A bird just landed on Bernie Sanders' podium during a speech It's a shame it was just a bird and not 800 delegates"
"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."