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Joke of the Day

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic"

"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."

"I sleep with a water gun near my bed, in case of cat burglar."

"I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, just a little stitious."

"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"

"A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"

"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."