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Joke of the Day

"At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it."

"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"

"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"

"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."

"Why am I still hearing noises from the class? Because you still have ears, teacher."

"What do you call a hookers fart? A prosti-toot"

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."

"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."