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Joke of the Day

"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."

"As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream."

"How did the black guy get his pilot's license? He went to flight school, you racist bastards."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I've been through."

"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."

"What should you do if you come across a tiger while in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."

"If I ever get attacked by a shark I can only hope that I'm smart enough to get out at least one Jaws quote before I go under."

"This hot girl ""punched""me in the dick this afternoon She only gently touched it, but it's all swollen up now :/"