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"How do you call sons of australians and germans? Men at Work"
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."
"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"
"My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?"""
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."
"I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents."
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
"How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)"
"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."