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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force"

"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."

"Are you into fitness? How about fitness' cock in your mouth"

"I wonder what will be bigger The video games of the future or the average Tumblr user"

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."

"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"

"Guy: Hey I want to be part of you girl. Girl: sorry, I already have an asshole!"

"When I was a kid, hearing, ""Wow, you are really getting heavy"" used to make me beam with satisfaction..... But now I'm 35 and weigh 300 pounds, that shit has totally lost its appeal."

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."