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Joke of the Day

"Husband -Talking to wife I have a problem Wife - how many times must i tell you that it is ""we,"" ""we have a problem"". Husband - Ok, sweetie, we have a problem. My secretary is having our baby"

"What's r/jokes' favorite joke site?"

"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"

"Got let out of prison today. The warden turned and asked ""can you take any positives from your time in here?"" I smiled ""Yeah actually, the wife can't ever call me a tight arsed bastard again"""

"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"

"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"

"How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?"

"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."

"I like my women like I like my whisky. 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."