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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross? THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!"
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"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."
"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself. I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted."
"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."
"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."
"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."
"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."
"Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there."
"I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween."