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Joke of the Day

"I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween."

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn and his wife are separating after 20 years of marriage due to their busy work schedules and him being a maid raper."

"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"My son was thrown out of school today.... for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said ""son, that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you"""

"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"

"wouldn't be arguing..."

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."

"Bunnyprofessor"

"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"