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Joke of the Day

"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"If I have an erection for more than 4 hours, she is going to need to see a doctor."

"What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right we do taste like chicken!"

"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."

"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."

"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"

"Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L"

"Scientific name for Viagra Mycoxafloppin"

"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."

"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."