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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer... ** Stolen from a TV comic I heard, to I take no credit, here"

"[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I'll take any and all of them. Thank you :)"

"Hitler favorite price? nein neinty nein!"

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."

"Heard this one from WWE. Were you born on the highway? No, why? Because that's where most accidents happen!"

"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."

"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"

"What happens when people settle for a shitty situation? They're citizens of the So-be-it Union."