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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."

"How do you ruin a joke? By reposting it every week!"

"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"

"I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me."

"Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it's fresh ground!"

"Two men walk into a bar...... ...the third sees this and ducks."

"Did you hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in."

"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."

"Behavioral studies show that those who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest. That's what I've been trying to fcuking tell you!"

"How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!"