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"What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand? Uncle Ben's..."
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"Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes"
"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."
"Now boarding... Two vultures board an airplane each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists."
"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"
"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"
"What is r/jokes' main function? ctrl+v"
"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."
"Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt? Because they're different cultures."