125670
Joke of the Day
"What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant"
Next Joke
"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"
"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"
"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"
"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."
"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit."
"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."
"lucifer: let's give them free will and see how they choose God: nice lol I'm gunna steal your idea and send you to hell lucifer: what?"
"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"
"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"