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Joke of the Day
"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."
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"A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, ""Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."" ""Oh yeah, who is it?"" He replies, ""Grandmaw."" ""You can't marry my mother!"" ""Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"""
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"I asked my redneck friend what he thought of the Trans-Pacific Partnership He said that as long as they don't marry, then he's okay with it."
"I've been dating this really sweet homeless guy. I think it's getting serious. He's asked me to move out with him."
"I love to have deep conversations at 12:59 I love those 1-to-1 conversations"
"What kind of concert costs 45cents? 50cent feat. Nickelback"
"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."
"What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool."
"I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm You could say he was shellshocked"