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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
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"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."
"Define Irony: The opposite of wrinkly"
"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."
"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"
"Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set."
"How many coffees before I stop looking for shirts in my refrigerator"