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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey? AIDS for humanity"
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"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"
"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"
"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off"
"Why didn't Edward leave Russia? Cause he was snowden."
"My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching fetish. I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'("
"I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time."
"Before Facebook and online dating, I seriously don't think I've ever seen a picture of a person in their bathroom."