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Joke of the Day

"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."

"Her: You're a pathological liar! Me: ...and the King of Spain."

"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."

"Whats the difference between a baby and an onion You don't cry when you cut a baby"

"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."

"Whats The Difference.... ... Between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"How do you karma whore on r/Jokes?"

"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."