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Joke of the Day

"It seems kid of arbitrary that people want their skin to be tan and their teeth to be white. In Opposite Land, I must be a fuckin' hottie."

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""

"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""

"Teleportation seems like an awesome idea until Creepy Stan from down the street is suddenly washing your back in the shower."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."

"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb? You don't need to, they glow in the dark."

"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"

"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."

"[Hoth Rebel Base] Leia: How's Skywalker? Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now? Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe"