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Joke of the Day

"A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members. She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood."

"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"

"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"

"Planes are the bomb. Imagine the impact they had on 9/11"

"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""

"Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page."

"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."

"What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"

"Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta."