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Joke of the Day
"Planes are the bomb. Imagine the impact they had on 9/11"
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"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."
"I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun."
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy So now I have to sit down to pee."
"How do neurons communicate? Cell phones"
"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"
"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."
"So they made the essay optional for the new SAT test... but isn't the SAT without the essay just the T"
"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."
"Freudian Slips A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another. A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother."