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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like dicks."
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"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"
"Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets."
"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light."""
"Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn? Not getting hard."
"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."
"What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat."
"How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel."