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Joke of the Day
"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."
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"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""
"What type of grapes to Indians like? Gangrapes Edit: do*"
"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"She: I love movies where you need a tissue at the end Him: So do I"
"I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse."
"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"
"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."