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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."
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"What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have? Belle curves."
"*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say ""dying wish"" again! Ok now say ""coffee""!"
"Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t."
"On one hand, this sub has gotten a little stale. On the other hand... ... you have different fingers."
"Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer. Me: Can't go, I'm allergic. Him: To what? Me: Everything you just said."
"Why did the Tumblr killed the Reddit fan? Because Reddit SUCKS."
"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"
"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"
"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"