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Joke of the Day
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."
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"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three; a left ear, a right ear and the final front ear."
"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"
"Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin."
"Knock knock The game"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by Mila Kunis."
"What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast? M'mosa"
"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"
"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."
"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"