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Joke of the Day
"Why can't hellen keller drive? She's a woman!"
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"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."
"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."
"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""
"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"What do you call Batman when he leaves Church early? Christian Bale"
"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."
"I just joined a Tourettes Club took 5 hours to get sworn in..."
"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"