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Joke of the Day

"Why can't hellen keller drive? She's a woman!"

"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"

"Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense.."

"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love"

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."

"Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender."

"My niece asked me what it's like to be an uncle, so we got a feral cat from a shelter, chased it around for a bit, then took it back."

"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""hey, I got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""hey you got a drink named Steve?!"""