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Joke of the Day

"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years."

"10 minutes into the work day and this subreddit is like the frozen section at the butcher shop. There are no fresh links."

"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom."

"I said to the shoe salesman - I'd like to return these shoes... They've got holes in them! Shoe Salesman - Hmmmm yes, that certainly seems to be the Crocs of the matter."

"Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh."

"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."

"My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?"

"So if he didn't invent the internet... then why does everything in it run on ""Al Gore rhythms""?"