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Joke of the Day
"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"
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"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends."
"I'm think about taking up Jousting so I have something to talk about at awkward dinner parties."
"Q: What did one coffin say to the other? A: Is that you coughin'?"
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"
"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"
"As mad as I have been at my boyfriend, I still have never demeaned the size of his penis... That's just a dick move."
"What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon."
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"