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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector."

"Sorry in advance for the pun... So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"

"If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me."

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."

"I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."

"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."

"Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry..."

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."