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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off"
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"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!"
"how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway"
"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."
"[yelling over loud strip club music] DO YOU ACCEPT KOHLS KASH"
"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"Ever heard a good joke about sodium? Na"