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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer"
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"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me ""Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring"". So I bought her nothing."
"What's the difference between a crackhead and a John? A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him."
"I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth My parents were into some kinky shit"
"[Tornado siren blaring] Wife: Let's go to the basement. Me: There will be no line at Pizza Hut buffet. Wife: Me: I'll bring you a salad."
"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"
"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"
"How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?"
"Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!"""
"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."