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Joke of the Day
"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."
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"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."
"Every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children how do we sleep at night?"
"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."
"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""
"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
"What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA"
"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"