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Joke of the Day
"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
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"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."
"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."
"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."
"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."
"Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran"
"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"
"I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan."
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once."