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Joke of the Day
"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
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"A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people. ""I see I'm too late,"" says the tiger. ""Yup,"" says another. ""Everyone's eaten"""
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"
"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"
"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."
"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"
"I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch"
"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"
"Aw look he's about to say his first words! ""Say dada!"" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*"
"How do single people honor valentine's day? By Celibating!"