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Joke of the Day
"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
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"When I went off to college my parents threw a great going away party... ...according to the letter they sent."
"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."
"oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."
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"Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter."
"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."
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"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"