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Joke of the Day
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."
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"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decalfinated"
"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you've already told her twice!"
"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."
"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""
"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."
"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."
"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."