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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere."

"Do you remember those old romantic movies where the guy would lay his coat down in a puddle for the woman? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE."

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"Warning, Condoms aren't totally safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus."

"Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! "

"Toddlers run just like a 70s stuntman engulfed in flames."

"When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game."

"I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.)"

"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."

"Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It's okay, she woke up."