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Joke of the Day

"What's up, girl? Do you like bad boys [kicks rug] or good guys [fixes rug]?"

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"

"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"

"Sorry, ""hella"" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing."

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon"

"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"

"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."