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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"

"Frozen... Text Message from Wife: Windows frozen. Won't Open. Husband: Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows. Wife: Computer really messed up now. Nothing works."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!"

"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."

"On a scale of 3 to orange, How octupus is your jam sandwitch?"

"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"

"The Best Joke Ever * Insert Story Here * * Insert Punchline Here *"

"Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s I bet it's going to be a big 6s."

"Now that we're moving in together I feel it's time to fill him in on the secret I've protected him from for 5 years: Girls poop too."