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Joke of the Day

"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted."

"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"

"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"What is a punny play? A play on words."

"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."

"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"

"What's the best thing to do when someone close to you dies? Move seats."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."