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Joke of the Day
"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."
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"Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination."
"People keep saying Supermodels are struggling with bulimia But I'd say they're actually really good at it."
"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
"Masturbating is wrong in some people's eyes... Also, it burns."
"What goes ""Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop""? Amish drive by shooting."
"Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while."
"""Pete's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"" [Massive thud] ""I'll just check."""
"A vegan, feminist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone in twenty minutes."
"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."