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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."

"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""

"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"

"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."

"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."

"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."

"Black holes suck. Think about it."

"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."