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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
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"I'm drunk & I want a TV Special called ""Wizard Fight"" where David Copperfield, David Blaine and Cris Angel try to make each other disappear."
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."
"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."
"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."
"Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song."
"What do ovens and oranges have in common? Jews ^^^^^get ^^^^^it? ^^^^^orange ^^^^^jews? ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"
"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"
"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."