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"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
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"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context"
"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."
"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
"Why aren't there any British Communists? Because communists believe all proper tea is theft."
"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."
"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."
"My Mom burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess she should have put the oven on aloha setting..."