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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any British Communists? Because communists believe all proper tea is theft."
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"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"
"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""
"So an Irishman walks out of the bar."
"I found a worm on me. And now it's crawling in my skin."
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"
"Whats up? My dick."
"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"I hate women, so I decided to fight misogyny Where's this Ogyny girl at? I got a knuckle sandwich for her."
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"