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Joke of the Day
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
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"What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds? There is twenty of them"
"A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar... and have a wonderful conversation about politics."
"A dyslexic walks into a bra."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"[NSFW] What did the sperm say to the egg? Cum with me if you want to live."
"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."
"I hate being bipolar it's awesome"
"What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan."
"[LPT request] how to wake up from a bad dream. Wait. What do you mean he's really president?"