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Joke of the Day

"BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart...no, I lied , your boobs are awesome."

"I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back."

"hmmm this cereal is bland, tasteless, boring, flat, flavorless...*checks box* oh, Synonym Toast Crunch"

"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal? Welp, seal ate her."

"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."

"What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided"

"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"