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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde run with her bike? Because it was going to fast for her to get on."
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"Women shouldn't have to be in prison for more than a month. Because their period should be the end of their sentence."
"What do jedi hate the most? Forced jokes."
"If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations."
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"
"How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""*Whys the lightbulb got to be white?!*"""
"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."
"*takes selfie, sends to wife* Wife: ""No."" *takes pants off* *tries on another pair in The Gap change room* *takes selfie, sends to wife*"
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."