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Joke of the Day

"In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ""Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."""

"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"

"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."

"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."

"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."

"ababbaaaabbabbbbabababababbbaaabababbabaaaba ....long time no C"

"How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day? Arduous."

"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."

"Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in."