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Joke of the Day
"How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day? Arduous."
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"Two back desk orchestral players go fishing And one falls out of the boat. He screams: ""help, I don't know how to swim!"" His partner replies: ""just fake it!"""
"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"
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"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"
"With what do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Ceasars"
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"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."
"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."