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Joke of the Day
"What was the Jewish child doing on the chimney? He was waiting for his parents."
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"Help! I have food stuck in my throat! Haha, just choking!"
"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"
"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."
"What's black and got ten arms? I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell."
"How do you climb a triangle? By scalene it"
"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""
"Doctor: ""Good news you passed your hearing test!"" Patient: ""HUH"""
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it."